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Who will defend our castle?

“No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character” 

– John, Viscount Morley

Being sort of squeamish and abhorring violence, I’m not a fan of war movies, but one of my favorite movies, oddly enough, is The Big Red One, the 1980 Sam Fuller WWII epic.  Being a lowly private in the Army, stationed in southern Germany in 1980, our movie theater was located across a parking lot,  behind my barracks.  My kaserne, perched atop a picturesque southern mountaintop, was a vintage German army post and the Germans built their posts in a consistent, orderly fashion, with the companies neatly arranged around a parade field in the center and all the lesser support facilities beyond that tight circle.

There wasn’t much to do on small kasernes, like the one I was at, but being a little country girl, I found everything new and interesting. I could imagine I was Heidi in the Alps (well, okay, the Swabian Alps), following the footpath down the mountain to the town proper or let my imagination run wild,  gazing out the large window at the end of the female hallway, where a view to rival the famous Neuschwanstein Castle, greeted me each morning.  My view, a lovely old monastery perched upon another mountaintop in the distance, fueled my ever-fluttering flights of fancy.  Of course, I took several trips to that old monastery to explore it close-up.

Now, having a movie theater within walking distance seemed a luxury to me, because the nearest movie theater, where I grew-up in the mountains of  PA, was 10 miles away.  I would always ask a few of the guys to go to the movies with me and first we’d go to the snack bar, next to the movie theater, for ice cream, because I loved eating my vanilla ice cream first.  These uncomplaining young men, in gentlemanly fashion, usually insisted on buying my ice cream too.

I met many wonderful young men in that unit and as an aside to this tale, gentlemen were still in plentiful supply in the US Army in those days. Back to my story,  the only drawback to our movie theater was the same movie played for weeks on end, until something new arrived from the States.   I watched The Big Red One over and over and each time I came away remembering some new details I had missed before.

JK sent me a link to a fascinating WWII story, The Battle for Castle Itter, which reminded me of a line from The Big Red One, that has stuck with me all these years.   I’ve spent decades thinking about war and wondering if this endless cycle of human behavior can ever change.  I’ve wondered if we’re destined to continually build up human societies, only to demolish them through corruption and then outside conquest.  I’ve wondered, as the line in The Big Red One, will we ever find a time when, “der krieg ist vorbei.

The almost farcical nature of the characters and events in the battle for Castle Itter provides a quirky, yet almost emblematic view of  how in the unlikely circumstance of fighting for their lives, this castle’s curious mix of inhabitants, like people everywhere, can put aside national and personal loyalties, to unite in moments, because not much else mattered, except surviving.

The story centers on VIP French prisoners, whom the SS kept imprisoned in Castle Itter during WWII.  As the Americans advanced across Europe in the waning days of the war, a young American first lieutenant, John C. “Jack” Lee, Jr., made the mistake of volunteering to go secure the castle, after a surrendering German major arrived to tell the advancing Americans about the VIP prisoners held prisoner in nearby Castle Itter.  The young American officer sets off with 8 volunteers, plus 5 soldiers from the African-American Company, along with the surrendering German major and a truckload of his German soldiers.   The French VIPs, upon seeing their small rescue force, were unimpressed that such a paltry band of soldiers was sent to rescue their grand personages.  But quickly the scene changed as the castle fell under attack from SS troops.  The squabbling French VIPs (which included two French generals, who despised each other) and  the surrendering Germans all turned to the young American lieutenant to take charge of their castle defense.  To get the full impact of the absurdity of the events, read the full story of the battle for Castle Itter (here’s the link again).

In history, certain moments in time become the leitmotif, that subsequent generations warn us identify a bellwether event.  Glenn Beck, aside from drawing complex charts, in which he connects the dots, in ever-widening and distant circles, prognosticates often about what he refers to as  “the Archduke Ferdinand moment”, harkening back to the assassination of the Austrian heir presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne in Serbia, which led to the outbreak of World War I.  History doesn’t replay like watching old reruns on TV, it’s more nuanced and runs along in patterns that require looking at human history from a wider perspective than awaiting a single, harbinger of doom event.

Times do change and while history is replete with enough strange coincidences to give one pause, it seems more useful to step back and take a big picture view of history, if seeking a more useful predictive model.  As events in the world overtake our national security folks in the Obama administration’s collective strategic-thinking ability, America seems adrift in the world.  America, with President Obama, leading us from behind, forces his national security team to play defense (rather poorly),  reacting in ever-disjointed fits and starts.  The US flails about, wantonly widening  the decades old strategic-vacuum the US fell into when the infamous “end of history’ mentality took hold after the Soviet Union imploded and we sat on our laurels just floating along in a dangerous world, believing we could bail water faster than anyone else in the world, safe and insulated from the geopolitical waves around the globe.  Sadly, our lifeboat went to sea without strategic life-vests, part of the new fly-by-the-seat-of-our pants, not so grand strategy. The always erudite and eloquent, G. Murphy Donovan (here), assessed the Obama administration’s policy,The Brennan Doctrine:

“There is no evidence that the Brennan doctrine supports prudent near or long-term strategy. Strategic appeasement has now produced a generation of catamite tacticians, leaders that assume a defensive crouch after each indignity, hoping that the next atrocity will not hurt as much as the last.”

In numerous past posts, I’ve bloviated on and on and on about this President’s dangerous lack of geopolitical acumen (here, here, here, here), an endless broken record playing the same old tune.  To begin to understand history it starts from the little picture human building block – trust.  Believe it, because it’s true!  No matter how enlightened, how educated, how many fancy degrees and terminology you conjure up, at the end of the day, trust determines our fate, from the smallest human endeavor and interactions to the big picture moves by countries on the world stage. To repeat from my  “B.H. Liddell Hart Echoes through time” post last year, (from his short book, “Why We Don’t Learn From History” – free download here):

“Civilization is built on the practice of keeping promises.  It may not sound a high attainment, but if trust in its observance be shaken the whole structure cracks and sinks.  Any constructive effort and all human relations – personal, political, and commercial – depend on being able to depend on promises.”

Over the weekend, while reading a favorite blog, Diplomad2.0, that’s a regular stop on my blogging routine, I found a link posted in the comments section, by Sundling, obviously an historically-inclined poster, that left me wondering why no one in my history classes had ever mentioned this brilliant paper before: “Fate of Empires and Search For Survival”, by Sir John Glubb.  Published in 1976, this 26 page paper blasts away at studying history through a series of memorization of isolated, unconnected events or from a lopsided view from one country’s or time period’s perspective.  Glubb implores us to step back and take a long view of history as a study of the human race.    A short search of Sir John Glubb’s bio and you will find a man who traveled extensively, read extensively, and a man whose ideas moved beyond the island of his birth to encompass the world and humanity, in its entirety:

“To derive any useful instruction from history, it seems to me essential first of all to grasp the principle that history, to be meaningful, must be the history of the human race. For history is a continuous process, gradually developing, changing and turning back, but in general moving forward in a single mighty stream. Any useful lessons to be derived must be learned by the study of the whole flow of human development, not by the selection of short periods here and there in one country or another.  Every age and culture is derived from its predecessors, adds some contribution of its own, and passes it on to its successors. If we boycott various periods of history, the origins of the new cultures which succeeded them cannot be explained.”

Glubb’s short paper breaks down the life of empires as falling into an amazingly similar pattern through history, which he divides into 5 distinct ages of an empire.  The last age is the Age of Decadence, which he describes as :

“The Age of Decadence.

(e) Decadence is marked by:

Defensiveness
Pessimism
Materialism
Frivolity
An influx of foreigners
The Welfare State
A weakening of religion.

(f) Decadence is due to:

Too long a period of wealth and power
Selfishness
Love of money
The loss of a sense of duty.

(g) The life histories of great states are amazingly similar, and are due to internal factors.

(h) Their falls are diverse, because they are largely the result of external causes.”

For a fuller understanding of his views, read the short paper.  I’m not Glenn Beck and I won’t pretend to be the harbinger of doom, but I must say, at the very least, this paper caused a few ripples of uneasiness as I digested Glubb’s analysis of the life cycle of empires, once again,  published in 1976.

Watching the events in recent years play out, with American military adventurism, in pursuit of transplanting democracy in  inhospitable arid desert sands during the Bush years, then moving to knee-jerk, reactionary gambits under Obama’s shaky trigger-finger, trying to force regime change on the cheap, with bluster and poorly applied military pressure, it’s clear to see that America desperately needs, if not a grand strategy, at least a coherent strategy.  The Battle for Castle Itter serves as the perfect metaphor for how the world understands a calm, strong American taking charge of a dicey situation and even a passel of troublesome French notables, to include two generals, quickly fell into line and followed.  A group of surrendering Nazis, likewise sized up their situation and cast their lot with the unflappable young American commander, who without hesitation led from the front.  And at the end of day, sadly, 1st Lieutenant Lee, came from another American generation, far removed from the Choom-gang, drug haze of Obama’s youth.

The Battle for Castle Itter also shows how a whole bunch of competing interests can spin wildly out of control and create an international conflagration in moments and sadly we don’t have a calm, collected American commander to defend our castle.  We’ve got, leading-from-behind Obama, war-protesting, medal-throwing John Kerry, yes-sir, yes-sir Chuck Hagel and drone kill champ Brennan, nudged by the likes of Samantha the genocide pixie, Susan the ever-faithful political handmaiden, and always hovering nearby, bossy-pants Valerie, keeping watch that none dare stray from her approved  narrative (fabrications)…

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Brain-sucking spiders

May the conspiracy gods rest tonight, Australian officials report they located a debris field.   Let’s hope CNN’s Don Lemon can safely take off his tinfoil hat and stop worrying about the possibility of a black hole swallowing up unsuspecting airliners…..  JK, came up with this simple no frills explanation.  For the sake our collective sanity, let us hope this Australian debris field is the missing Malaysian jetliner and may the families receive some long overdue closure.  Long ago, when news reporting had time constraints on air and word count constraints in print, Ms Anna Raccoon (blogger extraordinaire) discussed at length the new age journalists compared to old-school reporters in a recent post, “Forgive Us Our Press Passes”.  In her usual erudite style, Ms Raccoon writes:

“They ‘reported’ the news from wherever the editor had had the sense of humour to send them. ‘Timbuktu’? They hired a camel. ‘Baghdad’? Then they hired a bodyguard – and an interpreter too. They didn’t sit in an expensive hotel suite in Beijing offering ‘live updates’ on the situation nearly 3,000 miles away in Kuala Lumpur.”

Yes, Ms Raccoon, so true, nor did they sit in a TV studio and speculate about Black Holes or….

“Here’s another theory I’ll just throw out there: what about the plane entered a wormhole into another dimension? I don’t know if that’s how the science works, though.”

Yes, in place of hunting down facts we present crackpot theories as worth our time exploring….  After uttering ridiculous nonsense like this can anyone ever take him seriously as a news reporter?

When my kids were young and one of them said something ridiculous, I would put my hand on his/her head and ruffle the hair with my fingers as I laughingly exclaimed, “Oh no, it’s a brain-sucking spider that got you!” (sometimes if the utterance was totally idiotic, I even added, “Oh no, it’s starving!”).   Who knew brain-sucking spiders wiped out most of the journalistic community…..  Or I could speculate that the brain-sucking spiders died out from lack of a food source.  Who knows, conspiracy theories abound.

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Any seat on the bus (my city’s ARRA hand-out)

 Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see

– Kerry Livrgren

In 2009, President Barack Obama signed into law the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009(ARRA).  Occasionally, major scandals hit the news of incredible waste or fraud, with this bailout, the tally which will lurch to $831 billion between 2009 and 2019 and  yet our public consciousness of government malfeasance flutters by with only vague awareness of the Solyndras or the shrimp on treadmills horror stories .

How much has actually been spent remains hard to decipher and due to the maze of federal funding avenues, mapping this money’s trail will likely prove about as fruitless as the projects it funded, more dust in the wind.   Blaring headlines of scandal, fraud and abuse through this law coalesce in short bursts of light, then quickly burn out and fade into the darkness that is government’s secure cover from public exposure.  We, the public, possess short attention spans and quickly move on to the next big news story, easily forgetting yesterday’s tempest that roiled our senses momentarily.  Laugh at the exercising shrimp at your own peril, for we like to sit snug as a bug in our partisan-colored rugs, content to blame the other roaches and dust mites for all the problems.

We like calm sailing,  so best to let waters calm and the putrid muck settle back to the bottom, where the clear waters serenely mask what lurks below.  I live in a very blue county in a Southern state that votes reliably red in most federal elections.  A drop in the bucket from the ARRA made it to my small city (town) in the form of a brand spanking new transit system, composed of 9 buses, each replete with ADA-compliant wheelchair lifts and  2 wheelchair spaces.  Our system shifted into drive in 2010 and keeps chugging along.

Working at the hub (our local big box store), where these buses pull in many times a day, I’ve watched these buses make their stops multiple times a day, year after year.  The highest number of passengers I ever spied on a bus stopping in front of my store was 2, yes 2.  Now, I admit to surprise at leaving the local Applebee’s restaurant a few years ago and seeing numerous passengers disembarking from a city bus, which contained families of soldiers from our nearby military post.  Was I missing the big picture of how successful this stimulus project really was, viewed from my partisan-tinted glasses?  I doubt it.  To service these empty buses requires: 22 new employees including 1 general manager, 2 administrative personnel, 1 mechanic, 3 road supervisors, 1 bus hostler, and 14 drivers.

How many years and how much taxpayer money will be exhausted before this transit system runs out gas?   I don’t know, but I do know that in this city, you won’t have to ever worry about having to sit in the back of the bus, you can choose any seat you want….  And if you thought the shrimp running on a treadmill going nowhere was the craziest waste of taxpayer money, you might take a closer look around your own neighborhood and find one just as wasteful as my city’s transit system.

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A few US military funding links

The Washington Times Headline says it all: “Obama runs special forces into the ground”

US Department of Defense, March 12,2014: “2015 Budget Reduces Infrastructure Spending, Official Says”

And if you want to just read it yourself: “UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE FISCAL YEAR 2015 BUDGET REQUEST OVERVIEW”

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An angry American fat cat

Oh my, another strange 911 call, this time the emergency was a couple and their baby in Portland, OR,  who had to barricade themselves in the bedroom out of fear of their rampaging 22-pound cat.  The man kicked the cat in the butt after the cat scratched their 7 month-old baby and then, Lux the pampered cat, went bonkers.  This 911 call epitomizes what’s wrong with too many men today.  Just listen to this man telling the 911 operator how the cat is charging the door trying to attack them, after he kicked the cat.  A grown man who can’t deal with a pet and he and his wife sit cowering in fear in the bedroom, yes that’s the sad truth, and he wasn’t even ashamed that he couldn’t protect his family from the family cat. Where have all the real men gone???   In a misguided attempt to work out the problem, this shining example of American masculinity, happily reported that the family wants to keep the cat and the cat awaits the arrival of a pet psychologist….  An obese cat in need of therapy, why not, as the humans seem to be beyond help in this family.  Only in America could an overindulged pet warrant this much understanding and would the man of the family hide in fear from Lux, the cat with anger issues.

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Selfskies…..

Whenever you think the press really has a clue about what’s going on, just surf the internet.  Here’s a story from the UK Daily Mail, “Selfskies from the frontline:People of the Crimea pose with the masked Russian invaders” – they’re all smiling, the Russian invaders and the oppressed citizens of Crimea.  Don’t ask me….. I can admit that I  really have no clue what to make of it all.

Not to be left in the lurch, the White House has released  a series of  photos of President Obama talking to Russian President Vladimir Putin on the phone: the mom jean style  or   the clenched fist pose.

Putin didn’t bother with selfskies, he took Crimea without firing a shot, which love him or hate him, provides the snapshot of him.  As to the desires of the various people of Ukraine, danged if I know.  The more I read about them, the less I feel confident that it’s as cut and dried as politicians would have us believe.

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Theodore Dalrymple’s Excellent Essay

 “One of the things that surprised me was the ease with which an entire press corps could accept the most obvious untruth, usually convenient to some interested party or other, without any external compulsion to do so. I can only suppose that one of modern education’s purposes is to prevent people from thinking for themselves.”

It must be something about plumbers.  We had Joe the Plumber reveal Obama’s true character with just a momentary conversation.  Serendipitously,  Theodore Dalrymple presents the most insightful essay on Ukraine through his conversation with his Ukrainian plumber in Paris, just before this crisis.  His must read essay ,“The Wisdom of a Ukrainian Plumber”, is located at Taki’s Magazine, which contains lots of great article.

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Finding that 18th horse

JK sent this short math problem, that’s worth thinking about:

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his three sons.

When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;
My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses;
My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a farmer friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their fathers Will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:
Eldest son……..9
Middle son…….6
Youngest son…2
TOTAL IS…….17.
Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer friend takes his horse back to his farm.
Problem Solved!

Moral:
The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th horse the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

I quickly found a couple different takes on the 18th horse story, but the essential wisdom remains the same:

“The Secret to Negotiating – Find the 18th Horse”

“The Eighteenth Horse”

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How to become a Ukraine crisis expert in 5 minutes

Here’s a moment of levity, “Ten handy phrases for bluffing your way  through the Ukraine crisis.  In fact, with just minor tweaking these phrases can become your universal toolkit to present that informed image,  amongst even the most boorish foreign policy experts.  Presenting the right body language required, so be sure and practice delivering these lines with confidence.  And of course, plan ahead with some fail-safe, quick escape lines, when questioned for more details…. like:

“Oh, I’m so sorry, my phone, I must take this call, if you’ll excuse me, please.”

“Excuse me, I see my partner/ wife/husband/significant other waving over there, sorry I can’t continue this fascinating discussion.”

Deep sigh, then, “These situations are always very complex and without a great deal of time to provide historical context, I can’t do the subject justice.”  Then bolt.

I am sure you can provide more.  And if you need more ideas, just flip through the cable news channels for a few minutes or listen to our leader-from-behind equivocate.

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Lord Tennyson’s famous poem

The Charge of the Light Brigade

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Some one had blunder’d.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash’d all their sabres bare,
Flash’d as they turn’d in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder’d.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro’ the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel’d from the sabre-stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they rode back, but not,
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro’ the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder’d.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

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