Taxpayers Have Now Spent $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Obese

Taxpayers Have Now Spent $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Obese.

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One response to “Taxpayers Have Now Spent $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Obese

  1. JK

    Well LB.

    You managed for the first time “to manage me the first time.”

    I was fresh off Duffelblog posting shit … come over here and find you’ve posted truth shit.
    _____________

    Now I admit LB knowing something … very minimally I promise about how to fill in the paperwork for a DARPA research grant and I’d be more than happy to … as long as it’s not to do with Me figuring fat slit-lurkers and … I presume you LB not having to spend any time on San Diego’s “Worm Island” measuring … well, anything …

    But heck.

    Three and a half million bucks to figure out why dykes are fat?

    Shoot me LB a figure about that, “How Idiots Got In Charge Of Spending Tax Money To … (surely it wasn’t Mrs Obama’s new school lunch diets or Hillary’s hiring Nina Burleigh – of knee-pad fame … Google it LB – to keep Bill occupied while bobble-heading the campaign)

    Get back to me and we’ll split the DoD research contracts proceeds fifty-fifty – but LB, I’ll only be responsible for filling out the grant papers, you must come up with the title of what we’re gonna research.

    Oh. And you’ll probably have to do most of the research as I ain’t got a lab-jacket.

    Unless its anything to do with the women’s Brazilian Beach Volley-Ball team. I’ll mail you whatever adjectives neither me or DARPA don’t already know (probably no repeat of NFL-type “Deflategate” but I don’t know … I’m getting old and the Brazilian women volleyballers don’t strike me as fat lesbians)

    But I’m not sure … I foresee much research.

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